Inch High, Private Eye

My HuZzbend calls me "Inch High, Private Eye" when I am looking through his phone to see who has called. I have a right to know what women are calling him. He thinks that I'm just being nosy. I'm just being safe. He has too many women friends, and some of them have boobs and butt. He is a natural flirt and is very comfortable around women. They laugh at his retarded jokes, and smile at him. He says, "No one finds me attractive, but you."

How stupid does he think I am?

He's always meeting some woman or we run into some old friend of his. Of course, he says they never had sex. Come on! I will check his email. I will check his phone. I will keep checking up on his friends because I need to know if some bitch is trying to steal my man. Women don't care if a man is married; and men seem to end falling for some old girlfriend too easy. I'm the only girl friend he needs.